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is, how far will I
get? You'd expect they'd have killed me the minute I opened my mouth to
you-except that I didn't say anything while they were here. I don't believe
they take us very seriously, you know. This must have been going on since the
dawn of history, and by now they've had time to get careless.
They let Fort go pretty far before they cracked down on him. But you notice
they were careful never to let Ford get hold of genuine proof that would
convince people."
The brown man said something under his breath about a human interest story in
a box. He asked, "What do the Martians do, besides hang around bars all
dressed up?"
"I'm still working on that," Lyman said. "It isn't easy to understand. They
run the world, of course, but why?" He wrinkled his brow and stared
appealingly at the brown man. "Why?"
"If they do run it, they've got a lot to explain."
"That's what I mean. From our viewpoint, there's no sense to it. We do things
illogically, but only because they tell us to. Everything we do, almost, is
pure illogic. Poe's Imp of the Perverse-
you could give it another name beginning with M. Martian, I mean. It's all
very well for psychologists to explain why a murderer wants to confess, but
it's still an illogical reaction.
Unless a Martian commands him to."
"You can't be hypnotized into doing anything that violates your moral sense,"
the brown man said triumphantly.
Lyman frowned. "Not'-by'another human, but you can by a Martian. I expect they
got the upper hand when we didn't have more than ape-brains, and they've kept
it ever since. They evolved as we did, and kept a step ahead. Like the sparrow
on the eagle's back who hitch-hiked till the eagle reached his ceiling, and
then took off and broke the altitude record. They conquered the world, but
nobody ever knew it. And they've been ruling ever since."
"But-"
"Take houses, for example. Uncomfortable things. Ugly, inconvenient, dirty,
everything wrong with them. But when men like Frank Lloyd Wright slip out from
under the Martians' thumb long enough to suggest something better, look how
the people react. They hate the thought. That's their Martians, giving them
orders."
. "Look. Why should the Martians care what kind of houses we live in? Tell me
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that."
Lyman frowned. "I don't like the note of skepticism I detect creeping into
this conversation," he announced. '''They care, all right. No doubt about it.
They live in our houses. We don't build for our convenience, we build, under
order, for the .Martians, the way they want it. They're very much concerned
with everything we do. And the more senseless, the more concern.
"Take wars. Wars don't make sense from any human viewpoint. Nobody really
wants wars. But we go right on having them. From the Martian viewpoint,
they're useful. They give us a spurt in technology, and they reduce the excess
population. And there are lots of other results, too.
Colonization, for one thing. But mainly technology. In peacetime, if a guy
invents jet propulsion, it's too expensive to develop commercially. In
wartime, though, it's got to be developed. Then the
Martians can use it whenever they want. They use us the way they'd use tools
or-or limbs. And nobody ever really wins a war-except the Martians."
The man in the brown suit chuckled. "That makes sense," he said. "It must be
nice to be a
Martian."
"Why not? Up till now, no race ever successfully conquered and ruled another.
The underdog could revolt or absorb. If you know you're being ruled, then the
ruler's vulnerable. But if the world doesn't know-and it doesn't-
"Take radios," Lyman continued, going off at a tangent. "There's no earthly
reason why a sane human should listen to a radio. But the Martians make us do
it. They like it. Take bathtubs. Nobody contends bathtubs are comfortable-for
us. But they're fine for Martians. All the impractical things we keep on
using, even though we know they're impractical-r'
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"Typewriter ribbons," the brown man said, struck by the thought. "But not even
a Martian could enjoy changing a typewriter ribbon."
Lyman seemed to find that flippant. He said that he knew all about the
Martians except for one thing-their psychology.
"1 don't know why they act as they do. It looks illogical sometimes, but I
feel perfectly sure they've got sound motives for every move they make. Until
I get that worked out I'm pretty much at a standstill. Until I get
evidence-proof-and help. I've got to stay under cover till then. And
I've been doing that. I do what they tell me, so they won't suspect, and I
pretend to forget what they tell me to forget."
"Then you've got nothing much to worry about."
Lyman paid no attention. He was off again on a list of his grievances.
, "When I hear the water running in the tub and a Martian splashing around, I
pretend I don't hear a thing. My bed's too short and I tried last week to
order a special length, but the Martian that sleeps there told me not to. He's
a runt, like most of them. That is, I think they're runts. I
have to deduce, because you never see them undressed. But it goes on like that
constantly. By the way, how's your Martian?"
The man in the brown suit set down his glass rather suddenly.
"My Martian?" "
"Now listen. I may be just a little bit drunk, but my logic remains
unimpaired. I can still put two and two together. Either you know about the
Martians, or you don't. If you do, there's no point in giving me that, 'What,
my Martian?' routine. I know you have a Martian. Your Martian knows you have a [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]
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